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Christmas*every*day!
the platformSanta
MORE$$$for you by
1. automatingGov't services
2. cuttingthe size of Gov'tby75%
3. doing awaywith income tax forms
4. eradicatingneedlessGov't spending
5. redistributingthe wealth of the nation
6. settingthe business income tax at20%
7. reducingthe Police+judicial+prisonsby90%
8. eliminatingfines+user/license fees+needlesstaxes
9. providingFREE daycare+college+university+urban
8. providtransportation
10. givinguniversity+college students$300TAX-FREE
8. providmonthly for each course they take up to 4 courses; 8. 8. 8. providanother$1,200TAX-FREEmonthlyfor 12 months
8. providfor those living away from home in Canada
11. limitating tax per personto3%sales tax; 7%income tax
12. limitingthe number of persons in the Gov't to one per family
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{APinkoJoke}
What does a communist call a *capitalist*?

 A crook!

 Someone saidan American!
that'll make any Latino laugh.(Ha! Ha!)
{USA Take-over
of Canada:
the Story}
The spectator says to the captain of the USA team:
"You cheated!"

"I know, butdid wewin?" he asks.


The spectator then goes over to the captain
of the Canada team and says: "You lost!"


"Yes! But we played fair,
didn't we?" asks the Canadian captain.


"Yes! But gee! You lost!
Didn't you?", asks the spectator.
(In Chris de Burgh's song, 
Spanish Train, Jesus
loses at poker tothe Devil who cheats.)

President Obama's
*Imaginary* Interview arrow

{Our Story}
BECAUSE we're all family sharing 99%
of the same DNA, WE MUST make our
story a GOOD one worth telling.
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And it came to pass,
they lived happily ever after.
The END

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