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Christmas*every*day!
the platformSanta
MORE$$$for you by
1.
automatingGov't services

2. cuttingthe size of Gov'tby75%
3. doing awaywith income tax forms
4. eradicatingneedlessGov't spending
5. redistributingthe wealth of the nation
6. settingthe business income tax at20%
7. reducingthe Police+judicial+prisonsby90%
8. eliminatingfines+user/license fees+needlesstaxes
9. providingFREE daycare+college+university+urban
8. providtransportation
10. givinguniversity
+college students$300TAX-FREE
8. providmonthly for each course they take up to 4 courses; 8. 8. 8. providanother$1,200TAX-FREEmonthlyfor 12 months
8. providfor those living away from home in Canada
11. limitating tax per personto3%sales tax; 7%income tax
12. limitingthe number of persons in the Gov't to one per family

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{APinkoJoke}
What does a communist call a *capitalist*?

A crook!

Someone
saidan American!
that'll make any Latino laugh.(Ha! Ha!)

{USA Take-over
of Canada:
the Story}

The spectator says to the captain of the USA team:
"You cheated!"


"I know,
butdid wewin?" he asks.


The spectator then goes over to the captain
of the Canada team and says:
"You lost!"


"Yes! But we played fair,
didn't we?"
asks the Canadian captain.


"Yes! But gee! You lost!
Didn't you?",
asks the spectator.


(In Chris de Burgh's song, 
Spanish Train
, Jesus
loses at poker tothe Devil who cheats.)


President Obama's
*Imaginary* Interview
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{Our Story}
BECAUSE we're all family sharing 99%
of the same DNA,
WE MUST make our
story
a GOOD one worth telling.
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And it came to pass,
they lived happily ever after.


The END

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