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dollarfor you
smiley
forthe GOODlife
(suggested script)

a salesman sells *benefits*
eh-ok.ca/the good life
say abenefit
ask: "do you *want* THAT?"

            withtheÉ(eh)PC,
          10% (7%income tax;
          l3%sa3%sales tax)
          of your $$$ will go
          to the Gov't

          withtheÉ(eh)PC,
          the Gov't will do
          every thing to re-
          duce your cost of
          living like ...
          - free daycare
          - low-cost insurance
          - 25 cents/litre of gas
          - all Gov't servicesfree
          - urban transportationfree

          withtheÉ(eh)PC,you will have
          theGOODlifethanks to*strong*
          income security measures
          like ...
          - guaranteed income
          - minimum hourly wage/$25
          - 7.5h/day/4 days/week
          - $39,000/year
          - 7%income tax on$19,000
          - $37,670/year*after* tax
         -  (every one will work full-
           -time except students)
          - high school students:
          - $15h/16h/week
          - $12,480/year
          - free college+university
          - students will be paid
          - $1,200/4 courses: $300/course/month        


          fortheGOODlife,

          jointheÉ(eh)PC

          $10makes you aregularmember
          $20makes you apromotermember
          $50makes you asupportermember

          what kind of member
          do you want to become?

          not interested?
         
          say
          visit
          theÉ(eh)PCsite Web site: eh-ok.ca


          come back
          so I can sign you up
          give him|her
          the pamphletorthe card

          say
          have a nice day
sign-up

          use
          1. a clipboard
          2. the recruiting forms

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          say
          to sign you up, I need
          5 things        
          1. family name, initials: SelinKAJ
          2. date of birth, year-month-day: 53-04-25
          3. $10or$20or$50?
          4. your e-mail address
          5. to elect theÉ(eh)PC candidate
          5. have you take the oath by saying
          5. "I refuse to be a *crook*!"


          enjoy your day
*blingual*
thank-you email
      copy+paste
the subject line
      Thank you for joining theÉ(eh)PC.
      [Merci d'être devenu(e) membre duPÉC.]
the body

      La version française suit.
      Thank you for joining the Égalité (eh-gah'-lee-teh)
      Party of Canada,[theÉ(eh)PC]

      (By the way "égalité" is the French word for "equality".)

      Shoud your name does *NOT* appear at
      eh-ok.ca/mem/men.htm
      after a week's time, let me know.

      This e-mail address will be used to notify you
       of the election of the candidate for your riding.

      Note: the hall size will determine the number
      Note: of members that can attend.

       ~~~

      Je vous remercie d'être devenu(e) membre
      du PartiÉgalité du Canada,(lePÉC).

      Au cas où votre nom *NE* figure *PAS* à
      eh-ok.ca/mem/men.htm
      après une semaine, veuillez m'en prévenir.

      Ce courriel sera servi afin de vous informer
       de l'election du/de la candidat(e) pour
      ta circonscription.

      Notez : la taille de la salle déterminera
      Notez : le nombre de membres qui
      Notez : pourront y assister.
      your family name, initials
 example: SelinKAJ
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