The man replied to the game warden,
"No, sir. These are MY
PET FISH."

"PET FISH?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take
  these fish down to the lake
  and let them swim around
  for a while. I whistle and
  they jump back into their
  buckets, and I take 'em
  home."

"THAT'S A BUNCH
  OF HOOEY! FISH
  CAN'T DO THAT!"

The man looked at the game warden
for a moment, and then said, "Here,
I'LL SHOW YOU. It
really works."

"O.K. I'VE GOT TO
SEE THIS!" the game warden
replied.

The man poured the fish into the water
and stood and waited.

After several minutes,
the game warden turned
to the man and said, "WELL?"

"WELL, WHAT?"
the man asked.

"WHEN ARE YOU

 GOING TO CALL
 THEM BACK?" the
     game warden prompted.

"CALL WHO BACK?"
the man asked.

"THE FISH."

"WHAT FISH?" the man asked.