The blond replied,
"I'm blond,
  I'm beautiful,
  I'm going to New York,
  and I'm NOT moving."

NOT wanting to argue with a
customer, the flight attendant
asked the co-pilot to speak
with her.

He went to talk with the woman
asking her to please move out
of the first class section. Again,
the blond replied,
"I'm blond,
  I'm beautiful,
  I'm going to New York, and
  I'm NOT moving."

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit
and asked the captain what he
should do.

The captain said, "I'm married
to a blond. I know how
to handle this."

He went to the 1st class
section and whispered
in the blond's ear.

She immediately jumped up and
ran to the coach section mumbling
to herself, "Why didN'T
anyone just say so?"

Surprised, the flight attendant
and the co-pilot asked what
he said to her that finally
convinced her to move
from her seat.

The pilot replied, "I TOLD
HER THE 1ST CLASS
SECTION 'WASN'T'
GOING TO NEW YORK."