Mel,
How's that
that you took the course?
NO ONE has taken it YET.
So Mel, WHAT'S your "REAL" story? (ha! ha!)
What's your "REAL" name?
You make me think of the undercover RCMP
who told me to call him Dan.
Now, Dan wanted me to do undercover work
for him FOR FREE!
It now so happens that I do feel I have a GOOD
REPUTATION with the international intelligence
community in Ottawa.
And do you know why, Mel?
I avoided Canadian and American operatives.
And do you know why, Mel?
They are NOT! smart, Mel, and caN'T! be trusted,
like you.
Does THE TRUTH hurt?
You see Mel, what make Canadian and American
operatives SO DUMB - in my opinion - is the fact
that they are NOT interested in "the" Truth.
That is why POOR young Americans are getting
killed in Iraq: the U.S. Government LIED!
Look on the bright side, you may NOT be an "illuminary",
but that's O.K. (That just was NOT! in the cards for you:
doN'T be crestfallen about that.)
You might even have "imaginary friends" (wink)
and that's FINE too, Mel.
What you do have going for yourself is your name,
"Sharples": Carol Lewis would have JUST LOVED
IT - I'm almost sure of that.
And it EVEN rhymes with "Bo Jangels". How about
that? <grin>
Mel, you're a GOTHIC-kind of CAD.
Some people may like that.